The Clan of the Cave Bear
A prehistoric blond and blue-eyed orphan is integrated into a tribe by a band of cave-dwellers, but the girl soon causes problems since her intelligence and courage become a threat to a soon-to-be leader's authority.
10 September 1927, Paulsboro, New Jersey, USA
23 March 1963, Somerville, Massachusetts, USA
31 December 1953, Boston, Massachusetts, USA
8 May 1935, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
9 October 1947, Chicago, Illinois, USA
July 16, 2012
A goofy and ill-made movie that wants to be deadly serious and acts incredibly daft, and the average between these two points is of a joyless, dull nothing.July 26, 2002
Imagine a chick-flick "Quest for Fire" that makes no sense.January 01, 2000
The filmmakers made no effort to empathize with their prehistoric characters, to imagine what it might have really been like back then.January 01, 2000
A catalogue of second-best decisionsNovember 01, 2004
As the cave wall says, stay with the book.February 09, 2006
This is Reader's Digest prehistory, though at least director Chapman (cameraman on Raging Bull) makes sure the murky caves look nice.