Conan the Barbarian (2011)
A powerful Cimmerian warrior, Conan carves a bloody path across the land of Hyboria to get his revenge on the evil warlord who attacked his village and murdered his father when he was a boy.
13 July 1997, Newport Beach, California, USA
28 May 1979, London, England, UK
8 January 1980, Augusta, Maine, USA
July 15, 2016
Momoa doesn't have Arnold's 7-time-Mr.-Olympia-winning muscles, but they're still impressive. Plus he can sort of act. Arnold could sort of act too, but Jason can sort of act better.August 24, 2013
In some ways, I even liked it better than the original because it didn't take itself so deathly seriously.August 19, 2011
Shoddy acting, no real plot, and silly dialogue? You betcha!January 15, 2013
Missing the myth, the sorcery and the humor of the original big screen "Conan."August 19, 2011
It ain't a pretty sight -- in fact, it's downright barbaric.August 19, 2011
The 2011 version of Conan the Barbarian looks cheap and feels rushed. The few good elements are dwarfed by a generic, nonsensical plot and shoddy storytelling.August 19, 2011
It's just another ham-handed adventure flick in eye-deadening, wallet-draining 3-D.August 19, 2011
Does it satisfy, this tale? In its own modest way, it does.November 16, 2015
If I made it sound entertaining, I didn't mean to. It's not "so bad it's good," it's just really, really bad.October 02, 2012
Conan the Barbarian is a hollow beat 'em up with shallow characters and, worst of all, below average action.August 24, 2011
Rent the original instead.March 01, 2013
Conan the Barbarian is shocking not merely for its blood and guts violence but for how surprisingly gripping and compelling it is, even muddy in 3D.