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André Schneider

André Schneider

Birthday: March 10, 1978 in Hildesheim, Germany
Birth Name: André Marc Schneider
Height: 181 cm

In 1997, "Sleepless Cities", a multi-lingual one-man show with songs by Kurt Weill, Burt Bacharach, Jacques Prévert, and Tori Amos, started the career of the very ambitious André Schneider ...Show More

This guy was heavy into fisting. When we met, his asshole already looked like a wizard's sleeve. This guy was heavy into fisting. When we met, his asshole already looked like a wizard's sleeve.
As you can plainly see, this picture was taken the morning after the gin before. As you can plainly see, this picture was taken the morning after the gin before.
Of course I didn't miss Salt (2010)! How could I? Watching Angelina Jolie on a sodium-free diet was Show more Of course I didn't miss Salt (2010)! How could I? Watching Angelina Jolie on a sodium-free diet was the most engrossing movie experience of my life! I tell you, if that woman stops pumping up her lips, a lot is gonna be revealed, and I don't think it's gonna be pretty. That's the bottom line. Hide
I've had the most fun working on Le deuxième commencement (2012) and Bd. Voltaire (2017), whi Show more I've had the most fun working on Le deuxième commencement (2012) and Bd. Voltaire (2017), which, alas, doesn't mean they are the best films. I think I gave a quite convincing performance as Anam Wagner in Sur les traces de ma mère (2016); unfortunately, the movie itself was a mess and is practically unwatchable due to technical problems. My best movies were Les insatiables (2004) and One Deep Breath (2014). Hide
After 16 years in the business, Le deuxième commencement (2012) was the first movie I really Show more After 16 years in the business, Le deuxième commencement (2012) was the first movie I really enjoyed doing. And I really cherished every second of it. Hide
I don't regret having made Nos jours légers (2010), I only wish it would've been watchable. I don't regret having made Nos jours légers (2010), I only wish it would've been watchable.
Both women and men can relate to the woman and the man inside me. Both women and men can relate to the woman and the man inside me.
English can be such a tricky language. For instance, "sneer test" and "smear test" may sound very mu Show more English can be such a tricky language. For instance, "sneer test" and "smear test" may sound very much alike, but the divergence couldn't be bigger. Although, coming to think of it... Hide
I'd never call anyone ugly, because no-one really is. I don't wanna become religious now, but the ma Show more I'd never call anyone ugly, because no-one really is. I don't wanna become religious now, but the magic of creation and love makes us all little miracles, you see, and it surely takes beauty to see beauty. Personally, I've always been drawn to the less obvious beauty, the hidden facets of human beings. I guess in that sense I am an explorer and adventurer. Some people are just so fascinating, I could study them forever. Hide
I was actually straight until I heard Denis Leary's voice for the first time. I was actually straight until I heard Denis Leary's voice for the first time.
If cocks had wheels, some tongues would be freeways. If cocks had wheels, some tongues would be freeways.
On some days, my face wakes up three, four hours after the rest of me. On some days, my face wakes up three, four hours after the rest of me.
It certainly wasn't much of a career. But I am not complaining. I have always been much more indepen Show more It certainly wasn't much of a career. But I am not complaining. I have always been much more independent than ambitious. To me, being ambitious implies wanting something so badly that you'll compromise yourself here and there to get it. I don't have that in me. I never have and I never will. For all my ambitions, I think my peace of heart was more important to me than being in the spotlight. Hide
I'm convinced that, privately, Katy Perry has an excellent taste in music. I'm convinced that, privately, Katy Perry has an excellent taste in music.
Thursday is pretty much like your high school boyfriend. It feels good, but you know there's somethi Show more Thursday is pretty much like your high school boyfriend. It feels good, but you know there's something better waiting right around the corner. Hide
I hear Orlando Bloom's getting married. To a woman. I hear Orlando Bloom's getting married. To a woman.
Too old? Listen, I still can do the same things I did when I was 18. Well, okay, not in the same wee Show more Too old? Listen, I still can do the same things I did when I was 18. Well, okay, not in the same week, but I still can do them! Hide
I recently made out with a woman. You're surprised? Yeah, I was, too. And I assume it was an awkward Show more I recently made out with a woman. You're surprised? Yeah, I was, too. And I assume it was an awkward experience for her as well; I mean, it was the only time that I was truly a bottom. Hide
I don't know about the contemporary music now in Germany, but definitely throughout the centuries an Show more I don't know about the contemporary music now in Germany, but definitely throughout the centuries and, of course, more interesting for me, the beginning of the last century and the twenties in the literature and poetry and maybe paintings, there's always this - sehnsucht, this longing to get somewhere or to get something, or to go somewhere where it is impossible to go, you know. To look for the impossible. The conflict of Faust, the impossibility to be happy; to hold the moment in order to enjoy the moment, to stop time - the Faust conflict, and I mean, this - I think Goethe, he really, he knew, a few centuries ago. And that's true, that maybe this is, this kind of dark spirit... But also I would say this dark spirit is very much in the Norwegian, like Strindberg, and also in the Russian writers very much. It's not really only the Germans. Everywhere, I would say, that situations were broken and where kind of pressure was put on people. And even then, in freedom, that, I would say, the spirit was in a very deep way realistic, and not religious. That means, I would say, existentialistic. There is nothing - there is just life, and you've got to go with it, and what you make out of it is your thing. But don't expect there is anything else behind it. The longing that there should be something, but maybe the knowledge that there is not, and then the looking for the sensitivity and sensibility wherever - in nature, or in words, or in writing, or in poetry. Or in music, of course. Hide
How can there be peace on earth when there's war in love? How can there be peace on earth when there's war in love?
Love is like a fart; if you have to force it, it's probably shit. Love is like a fart; if you have to force it, it's probably shit.
My last holiday was one of those once-in-a-lifetime experiences. I tell you something: Never again. My last holiday was one of those once-in-a-lifetime experiences. I tell you something: Never again.
Acting with Mirko Kraft is like acting by yourself, only worse. Acting with Mirko Kraft is like acting by yourself, only worse.
André Schneider's FILMOGRAPHY
as Actor (26)
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